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Re: The Rant like a bastard thread !!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2012, 06:20:20 AM »
So the upstairs neighbors decided to move today. Damn it there goes my thunder! I was gonna show off and yell random shit in the parking lot but now there's no one to yell to.

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Re: The Rant like a bastard thread !!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2012, 01:02:14 PM »
So the upstairs neighbors decided to move today. Damn it there goes my thunder! I was gonna show off and yell random shit in the parking lot but now there's no one to yell to.

I still say "You shoulda threw rocks" :)
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Re: The Rant like a bastard thread !!
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2012, 05:05:16 PM »
scorpitron killa: go all woody allen on them
scorpitron killa: kk maybe in [PoE] soon myself

Synner: ewww now you messed up my fantasy blech

TheGreatCthulhu: That sounds.... crooked.

scorpitron killa: bidness is nidness
scorpitron killa: lol

indczn: ugh kids
indczn: can't even handle a dog can't imaging a vomit machine
indczn: a noisy one at that

MerchantKill: dogs are much
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MerchantKill: much
MerchantKill: more
MerchantKill: difficult
MerchantKill: still, kids are a mind blower. marriage is a mind blower. kids and marriage are a mind blower
MerchantKill: kids and marriage and divorce are even more mind blowing
MerchantKill: dunno ask me how peeps get married again. or gawd forbid, have moar kids
MerchantKill: just the thought gives me cold spasms
MerchantKill: best thing about being single is the sleeping around.
MerchantKill: You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle. Wherever!
MerchantKill: :D :D :D
MerchantKill: lulz. that aint comin from one o' them short timer marriages
MerchantKill: less than 5 is a long sleep over. less than 10 is playing house. get back to me if ya make 15...
MerchantKill: cuz yer smokin somethin better n me and for that i /salute you. also, lemme me pm my address... :P
MerchantKill: i think, also, that 100% of parenting models lead to fucking up yer kids.
MerchantKill: i have one. I've seen it. It's true Sad
MerchantKill: don't have more. think long before you have one or +1
MerchantKill: think even longer before you consider a puppy
MerchantKill: (Y)
MerchantKill: fuck me. i think i just #wrote a children's book :) #kaching
MerchantKill: dibs on the title #puppies


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Synner

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Re: The Rant like a bastard thread !!
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2012, 06:40:12 AM »
Nice Rant :)  Sorry I missed it, I think I left right before the hate started to flow.

Pretty sure Im the resident breeder here with 3 kids (all teens now) so if you ever want to spend 4 hours complaining to some one, Im your guy. Oh also throw in a horrible marriage and subsequently worse divorce.
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Re: The Rant like a bastard thread !!
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2012, 02:47:32 PM »
Short, but sweet:

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[Today at 05:44:38 PM] MerchantKill: so i bought this War Z thing.
[Today at 05:44:56 PM] MerchantKill: gonna make some food, then play it. or something.
[Today at 05:45:28 PM] MerchantKill: first xmas since I was born i aint gotta deal with ppl and piles of useless wrapped consumer crap
[Today at 05:45:31 PM] MerchantKill: fuck yeah!
[Today at 05:49:42 PM] MerchantKill: 35 years and thousands of miles to earn the right:
[Today at 05:49:48 PM] MerchantKill: BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!

Edit: about 2 weeks later, I realized that I had shot rather than short
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 04:58:41 AM by Tradgedy12 »
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Re: The Rant like a bastard thread !!
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2013, 01:48:40 AM »
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[Today at 04:58:49 AM] MerchantKill: Oi! Sure hoping that swag order's coming thru. Was totally geeked for a hoodie
[Today at 04:59:38 AM] MerchantKill: I will note i aint buying the holiday delay thang - dont no successful biz take a buncha time off for
[Today at 05:00:25 AM] MerchantKill: Xmas or w/e. Think ive had one job in 20the years that closed over xmas... and that went belly up soon after
[Today at 05:02:29 AM] MerchantKill: That was a fun jawb. Nice boss. But we were running the biz on his wife's inheritence ;P
[Today at 05:04:45 AM] MerchantKill: Even mcdonalds only made profit this quarter by staying open on thanksgiving, and they put out a letter to their chains sayin stay open xmas. Side effect of secularizing western culture - no religion = no holidays
[Today at 05:05:29 AM] MerchantKill: This aint europe, we dont shut down all commerce for a month while everyone takes a holidays to the fuckin isle of white
[Today at 05:12:13 AM] MerchantKill: Im sure american workera would deserve decent vaca like that - but it doesnt play well in our supersized corporate society
[Today at 05:13:00 AM] MerchantKill: And certainly not in retail swag vending
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To that I would refer you to...and I quote, "hackers schmackers".

 


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