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Awesome. Thanks.

General Guild Discussion / Re: Because reasons...
« on: July 10, 2014, 09:59:47 AM »
My vision of male dino and female human sex (or female dino and male human for that matter) starts and ends with eating out:

"Oh big sexy Mr(s). Dino I am all nekkid for you!"
*CHOMP**BURP* "I don't even need a toothpick." *CHEEKY GRIN*

I've seen some pictures of furries that are really damn hot. I have absolutely no problems with fetishes, but why would anyone think about having sex with something that would kill you, eat you, and then eat your unborn babies because protein.

I would read them (well probably closer to the ending) to see if somehow the females got pregnant and the books eventually led to the animorph series. I think I read 2 of the animorph books when I was a young kid.

General Guild Discussion / Because reasons...
« on: July 09, 2014, 10:19:08 AM »


"It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex."

Just sayin'.

Diablo III / Re: Seasons coming to Diablo 3
« on: June 29, 2014, 09:00:03 AM »
Nothing is new under the sun; it's all been stolen from me.

Other Games / Re: The Witcher 3
« on: June 10, 2014, 08:39:05 AM »
I agree. Torturing computers is also a true hobby of mine.

Other Games / Re: The Witcher 3
« on: June 07, 2014, 09:42:37 PM »
Well hurry up!

Other Games / Re: Wasteland 2
« on: May 22, 2014, 08:03:09 AM »
Hiya cheeky bastards! I just saw the update yesterday too. Seems like a lot of good content was added. I'll have to try it out.

Path of Exile / Re: POE is fully out and looking sexy!
« on: December 03, 2013, 10:42:36 AM »
We are playing PoE and do have a guild set up. I think Agent Smitty is the leader, but not sure. I have not played for a while.

Other Games / Re: The Dead Linger
« on: September 02, 2013, 08:43:02 AM »
The zombie has no right hand O.o I'll have to update my game and play with you guys some time!

Other Games / Guardians of Middle Earth
« on: August 30, 2013, 12:17:21 PM »
In case you guys do not know or are not Hobbit/Lord of the Rings fans a new game called Guardians of Middle Earth just came out for the pc. It was ported to the pc from xbox and ps3. I decided I'd write up a review on it. It is a game that is similar to League of Legends and DotA, however it is simpler as there are no items to buy while playing the actual. You can buy items in the lobby for your belt, but there are no stores while playing the actual game. You just use abilities and control your character.

I'll explain what needs to be explained first. The auto attack bug is that your guardian (character) will just stand there attacking no matter what command(s) you give. A "fix" was to turn off auto attacking. This fix worked for about 15 minutes and it came back unwanted like Samwise in the Return of the King movie after Frodo shooed him away (which I am still pissed at because it never happened in the books). I think that's it. Some of the names I threw in there are some guardians in the game.

First of all, the bugs and latency issues really kill this game. I think everyone knows about the "auto attack" bug that currently has no fix because it happens whether you turn off auto attack or not. Another bug I noticed is that my character randomly decides to run to the lane I was playing in. If this is a feature it is nice, however, there is no way of knowing if this is an actual feature because it happens so randomly and never when you want it to. Each time my character runs to the lane I can't stop it until it leaves the base. There is really no point to have this feature if it only works when my base is being destroyed. It is no fun being forced to leave your base and getting killed by your opponents because a bug does not allow you to interact with the game. There also appears to be some kind of attack bug where if you attack a minion, but move your attack is canceled whether the animation went through or not. I have only seen this a couple of times so this might be a latency issue, which leads me to the next topic.

Latency is another big pain in the butt. In my first game I constantly had between 24 and 50 latency. In my second game I was in the 120s. I could not tell the difference between either game. Both games had insane lag issues. There were points in both games where I could do nothing but stand there and get the crap kicked out of me by a bot/another player. I realize there is a Galadriel, the hottest being to ever live (according to Tolkien lore), on the opposing team, but come on. A Dwarf is only going to stare so long before he gets sick of the lettuce and wants some red meat. There really is no point in doing anything but auto attacking all game long because you cannot move away from anything. Just keep attacking until you die and hope for the best, which usually does not happen. If you use a skill or are low on health you need to pray to the GoME gods and goddesses to remove your lag issues in exchange for immense lag later or your first born child. At this point in time bargaining with your first born is probably much less painful, especially if the kid's as whiny as Boromir from the Lord of the Rings movies.

As bugs and high latency are the two most apparent issues any other problems cannot really be known. It's kind of like waking up after a night of drinking and finding the Great Goblin in the bed next to you. You know it must have been one heck of a night, but the most pressing issue is leaving without waking him up; everything else is superfluous really.

So what did I like? I am happy to say this game would be a lot of fun to play and worth the pre-order or regular $20 price if the above issues were fixed.

To start with the graphics are very pretty. The particle effects and all that other flashy stuff that Gandalf does on his days off are well done and add to the game. Of course, things get ruined when you let those nasty Hobbitses sneak into the fireworks tent and screw everything up.

I also enjoy the different game modes, it is a shame currently that it takes so long to find players for any type of game mode. It is not fun playing survival mode by yourself when you are as bad as I currently am and then add Galadriel (lag) and Unglob (bugs) to the mix. The single lane is a lot of fun too. Having several guardians in one lane is a lot of fun and keeps you (or at least me) from getting tired of the game as quickly as if the game only had one mode.

I am used to the unlocking system and I think it is done rather well. I actually finished a game, lag and all, to see what the rewards were. I got gems, 500 in game coins, and whatever else I was given for losing. Compared to similar games that is a large reward. If the rewards stay the same that means in 10 losses you can unlock a new guardian.

I also think the guardians are done well. I am torn between thinking the models are neat looking like the actors in the movies or corny. I have some pretty good arguments for both I would like to think. And no, it has nothing to do with Sauron and Gandalf bribing me one way or another. For the record, Sauron is offering me a better deal: my very own warg pup.

As stated in the first paragraph I hope this very early review has helped anyone with their decision on whether or not to buy the game. I hope and believe that these issues will be fixed soon™. No, really, they better be. I bet against the Witch King. If these issues are not fixed I am going to be in a world of trouble. Have a heart Zombie Studios I have already traded away my first born child to narrowly escape one death.

Diablo III / Re: New Things Added
« on: August 27, 2013, 08:43:47 AM »
Well it is similar to the old Diablo 2 command. You have to enable it in the options under gameplay (I think). Then you have to select the quest and at the bottom right of that menu you will a difficulty setting. Click on the difficulty you want, up to a max of 10.

Diablo III / New Things Added
« on: August 25, 2013, 08:21:44 AM »
Not sure if you guys know this or when the stuff was added, as I haven't played D3 for a while, but some new things have been added.

The drop rates have increased, however the legendaries are still terrible according to some friends that play. You can also change the difficulty in a system to the /players8 D2 command, but this one can go up to 10 players. I've been trying it on normal solo and so far the only way I don't die is if I play WD and then it takes like 30 mins to 1 hour to clear the map.

Any other new things you guys have noticed or heard about?

Diablo III / Re: Reaper of Souls
« on: August 25, 2013, 08:18:43 AM »
It did look like a shield throw and a stampede of some type. Probably (one of) his "oh shit" skills, if you are so inclined to use it that way.

Diablo III / Re: Reaper of Souls
« on: August 24, 2013, 12:13:14 PM »

Diablo III / Re: Reaper of Souls
« on: August 23, 2013, 05:08:34 AM »
I'll be getting it as well.

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